She announced her abortion via fbk
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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