dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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