Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I showed him my bush... on skype.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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