Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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