Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I deserve this hangover.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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