I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He felt like a one man threesome
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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