she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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