Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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