i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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