these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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