Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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