so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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