I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Randomize