mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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