Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just had sex bonerless
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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