hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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