just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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