I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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