I feel like abortions should bother me more
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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