Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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