About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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