"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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