I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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