Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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