I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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