his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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