careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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