Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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