At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
