You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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