So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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