Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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