singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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