He asked to "fluff my boner.."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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