Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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