We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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