i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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