we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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