At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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