lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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