but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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