No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So vagazzling was a success
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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