i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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