she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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