Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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