maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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