There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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