I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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