3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
