when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize