If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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