So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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