Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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