I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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