so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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