wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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