I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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