My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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