It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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