Small penises have feelings too.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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