just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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